Saturday, May 23, 2015

From the Vault - The New Car of My Dreams

Originally written on January 23, 2005 when I was obviously bored to death and tired of my kind of old car (a car that we still drive here in 2015 fyi. Also funny to note, we have a Suburban – hand me down. It isn’t too wide. It is TOO BIG generally, but I drive it anyway. )

I’d really like a new car. Probably won’t get one, but I thought that I’d research them and find out some info about what my possible (or impossible) options are.

So I started looking at Toyota Land Cruisers and Land Rovers. A new Land Rover costs more than I hope to ever have to pay for all the cars I ever own, so I’m passing on that.


The Land Cruiser has room for eight always a good thing.


I also looked at Mazda’s and Chevy’s. Now Mazda doesn’t have a 4x4 with enough passenger space. Guess they’re out. And frankly the Tahoe and the Suburban are too wide and huge. I hate Fords, they are tall and enormous. I suppose that I could look at the Dodge options. But I really want a Land Cruiser. I would look cute in a new Land Cruiser. Heck I would look cute in an old Land Cruiser. But, why would I want to pay $30,000 for a car and have monthly payment to deal with? 

I hate cars.

Oh I just found a Lexus GX 470. It has room for eight passengers and it is only $45,000 new. What is the difference between invoice and MSRP, besides a lot of head ache and about $6,000 on this car?


Okay, I just built my Lexus. Some how it was a real let down when I got to the summary. Why couldn’t they just tell me that they had one in my budget just down the road? I wish that cars came standard as a bonus from God with each mortal body. Of course I would likely have a worn out pick up truck or something.

Back to the drawing board, do a search on 8 passenger vehicles and what pops up? 



A website for horse drawn buggies. Maybe I should go back in time. 

Or better yet the next item on the search list is an 8 passenger Daihatsu golf cart. That’s just the thing to haul the kids all around town. 


Maybe I’ll just give up on this and go play with the kids. With any luck we can all just stay happily inside our house and never drive again. And you thought that a new car was my only dream.